PERCAKAPAN USTADZ DENGAN DPR



DPR : “Pak Ustadz, jikalau DPR sama Menteri…, Hebat mana?”
Ustadz : “Hebat Bapak…., Bapak Menteri gak berani perintah2 anggota DPR. DPR bisa perintah2 Menteri” Ujarnya santun.
[si DPR nyengir seneng]
DPR: “Lhaa…, jikalau saya sama ketua KPK hebat mana ??”
Ustadz : “Hebat bapak DPR juga lah…, kan Ketua KPK dipilih sama Bapak juga, DPR tidak dipilih dari KPK”
[si DPR nyengir nya makin lebar, ustadz bener juga nih kata dia]
DPR: “Nah ini pertanyaan di jawab dengan benar lagi nih ustadz, jikalau saya dengan Nabi hebat mana?”
Ustadz : “Masih hebat bapak lah…”
DPR : “LAH?!! KOQ BISA..??” (KAGET)
Ustadz: “YA BISA LAH..” (Lalu melanjutkan ucapannya..)
“Kalo Nabi masih takut sama ALLAH, sedangkan Bapak sudah gak ada takut-takutnya sama ALLAH”
KORUPSI UANG RAKYAT MILYARAN, TANPA NGERASA SALAH -,-”
DPR: [Cengar-cengir doank kaya kebo di sawah.. :-D]
A ditambah N ditambah C ditambah U ditambah R = ANCUR!


COMMENTS

Nama

Ala Islam,2,Bahtsul Masail,6,Bilik Kitab Kuning,2,cerpen,15,figur ulama,7,Humor Santri,4,Ipin dan Iman,3,kesehatan,2,LQ Zone,13,Nasihat,6,opini,14,profil santri,3,Puisi,9,Redaksi,2,tajuk utama,20,teknologi,5,Wawancara,1,
ltr
item
IQRO' ONLINE | PPLQ Media Partner: PERCAKAPAN USTADZ DENGAN DPR
PERCAKAPAN USTADZ DENGAN DPR
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ndIWjcz7MyY/WEIe6UQ5yyI/AAAAAAAAAHo/Q1dt3wVA_2YppJ0ppYeNj4RmVfkrc4F3wCLcB/s200/Face-grin.svg.png
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ndIWjcz7MyY/WEIe6UQ5yyI/AAAAAAAAAHo/Q1dt3wVA_2YppJ0ppYeNj4RmVfkrc4F3wCLcB/s72-c/Face-grin.svg.png
IQRO' ONLINE | PPLQ Media Partner
http://iqro.al-luqmaniyyah.id/2016/12/percakapan-ustadz-dengan-dpr.html
http://iqro.al-luqmaniyyah.id/
http://iqro.al-luqmaniyyah.id/
http://iqro.al-luqmaniyyah.id/2016/12/percakapan-ustadz-dengan-dpr.html
true
5050469009596547954
UTF-8
Loaded All Posts Not found any posts VIEW ALL Readmore Reply Cancel reply Delete By Home PAGES POSTS View All RECOMMENDED FOR YOU LABEL ARCHIVE SEARCH ALL POSTS Not found any post match with your request Back Home Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat January February March April May June July August September October November December Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec just now 1 minute ago $$1$$ minutes ago 1 hour ago $$1$$ hours ago Yesterday $$1$$ days ago $$1$$ weeks ago more than 5 weeks ago Followers Follow THIS CONTENT IS PREMIUM Please share to unlock Copy All Code Select All Code All codes were copied to your clipboard Can not copy the codes / texts, please press [CTRL]+[C] (or CMD+C with Mac) to copy